Igor by Beyond Force
NAME : "IGOR!" EFFECT CODE : D'ARC SCROLLER CODE : SCAPEGOAT MUSIC : TBB PICTURE : D'ARC SCROLLER FONT : ELECTRIC DUCE SCAPEGOAT AND THE REST AT SBE4 THIS "DEMO" WAS CREATED AT SBE #4 IN SUMMER 1995 TOPAZ BEERLINE & EXTEND & BEYOND FORCE - TIME IS RUNNING LATE... JUST STRIKED 4.09 AM. EVERYBDY ELSE BUT ME, D'ARC, AND THAT, THOR, ARE AWAKE. THE TELEVISION IS ENTERTAINING US WITH SOME 'HIGH CLASS' NATURE MOVIES A'LA SCAPEGOAT. WE SHOULD BE ASLEEP BUT WE ARE NOT THAT TIRED...YET. THOR IS TEACHING ME HOW TO USE THIS KEYBOARD PROPERLY... DON'T HIT JUST PRESS GENTLY. NOW WE ARE LEARNING THE WAY, THE RIGHT WAY, TO MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN. NEAT! BARFLY AND DR ACID VISITED US TOO, BUT THEY ARE LIVING UNDER THE SHOE AND HAD TO LEAVE. DAMN THOSE GIRLS. THOR GIVING ME HIS VIEW ON LICKING A WOMAN. IS HE A REAL PUSSY MASTER??? DOUBTS...DOUBTS... SHOULD WE GO AND SLEEP? I'LL SIGN OFF NOW... I THINK SOON SOMEONE BRINGS HIS ASS OVER HERE AND CONTINUES THE WORK WE STARTED. G'NITE. OK! HERE WE ARE, THOUGH YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T EXPECTED THIS FROM US... THIS IS THOR OF EXTEND WRITING AND YOU CERTAINLY HAVE NOTICED THAT THIS IS EXTEND+TOPAZ COOP-MEETING-DEMO! CODE BY D'ARC OF TOPAZ. THIS DEMO WAS MADE IN S[[KSM[KI IN TOPAZ-BARBECUE MEETING V4.0... DATE - MOVIES AS THE CLOCK - STRIKES 4:02:01... GREAT TITS! I CAN'T GIVE - CODE. WELL, WE'LL - KNOW! RIGHT. I HAVE - BOTH, TOPAZ+EXTEND, ARE DEAD? BUT - THIS DEMO, THOUGH A SIMPLE - DRUNK. YEAH. WE - HEH!!! WHOA, I AM EATING BREAD BCOZ I JUST WOKE UP.. ALTHING ARE A COMPLETE BLUR, BUT THAT'S NOTHING NEW WHEN YOU'RE A SCAPEGOAT.. YES, YOUR ONE AND ONLY GOAT IS HERE TO PROVE HIS IMMORTALITY, OR ATLEAST TO SHOW THAT YOU CAN DRINK A LOT OF BEER AND STILL EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING OUT AROUND HERE. IN FRIDAY WE WERE PRESENT AT A LOCAL RESTAURANT AND AN EVER-GREEN-BAND PLAYED STUFF WE DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR. WELL, THOR MANAGED TO STAY IN EVENTHOUGH HE WAS THROWN OUT FROM THE PLACE. DON'T MESS WITH THE PLATES AND FORKS AND STUFF.. ANYWAY, PEOPLE AND NON-PEOPLE AROUND HERE IS FROM TOPAZ AND EXTEND, NAMELY D'ARC, BEAT, AMJ, ELECTRIC, THOR, TBB, DUCE.. HIFI WAS HERE ONLY A SHORT TIME BECAUSE HE HAD TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND.. DR.ACID AND BARFLY WERE HERE FOR A SHORT TIME TOO, AFTER SOME NIFTY PHONECALLS.. HAWKEYE COULDN'T MAKE IT BECAUSE HE WAS ILL AND HTD HAD TO GO AND RECORD SOME STUFF IN A STUDIO.. AND OFCOURSE WE HAVE VILLE OF BLUBBERHEADS (A FINNISH BAND) HERE WITH US.. HE IS SUCH A DUDE.. THOR ALSOPLAYS IN THAT BAND, BUT VILLE IS LEAVING THE BAND, TOO BAD HE HASN'T GOT THAT BANJO WITH HIM... I AM NOT SURE WHO OF US WILL BE PRESENT AT THE ASSEMBLY 95 BUT JUST KEEP YOUR BEER BOTTLES UP, AND WE'LL BE THERE TO PARTY WITH YA. OK. HMM. SEEMS THAT MOST OF US FORGOT TO WRITE TEXTS IN HERE, SO I PUT OUT SOME GREETS AND THEN THE NOT SO ORDINARY PARTY CREDITS.. SCAPEGOAT SAYS HI TO STARLIGHT..MY DEAR FRIEND, ALL IN TOPAZ AND IN EXTEND, CALYPSO, INCUBUS, SMILE, 2NY, DERBYSHIRE RAM, JUNKIE, ARTSI, ACIDCHILD, TWIST AND ALL THE REST WHO HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A SENDING(FOR 2 YEARS) AND THE PEOPLE THAT WANT TO SEE THE FNS ISSUE 8 SOON OUT.. THE CREDITS GO TO: TBB (THE BANANA BOY, HEH HEH) FOR MUSIC, SCAPEGOAT FOR THE SHITTY SCROLLER, ELECTRIC + DUCE + TBB + SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CHARSET (AND PROBABLY AMJ AND THOR TOO??), AND D'ARC FOR THE MAIN EFFECT CODE + THE FUNNY PIC OF IGOR THAT WE FOUND FROM THE GRILL-COAL-BOX, THOR FOR BEING SO FUCKING LOUD AND TALKATIVE.. AND ONCE MORE: WE ARE NOT DEAD!!! D'ARC AND HIFI WERE AT THE ARMY, SCAPEGOAT, HTD, BARFLY, AND ELECTRIC ARE IN THE ARMY, AND SOME OF US WILL SOON BE IN THE ARMY, SO WE REALLY CANNOT BE PUTTING THAT MUCH STUFF OUT! I HAVE TRIED TO CONTINUE SWAPPING BUT ONCE AGAIN I'M NEARLY BROKE AND WE'RE PUTTING OUT AN EP FROM A FINNISH BAND CALLED MOUTH ODOUR, ME AND ELECTRIC, AND THAT ATE SOME CASH TOO.. JUST IN CASE: WE ARE NOT IN THAT BAND SO DON'T GO WRITING SHIT ON YOUR MAGZ!!! OK, GOTTA GRAB A BEER, SEE YA!!! -